Some Things You Should Have Learned by Middle Age


- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- It isn’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
- A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
- Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
- Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
- Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
- Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
- Someone thinking logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

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Selected and sent by Nasrin Javid, Columbus, Ohio, USA
Khorsheed.com – Sep 2003