Compiled and written by a feminist
Facts About Men

Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

A: Shoot him again.

Q: How can you tell when a man is well-hung?

A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: Because they're practicing to be men.

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy.

Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?

A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: What's the best way to kill a man?

A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

Q: What is the difference between men and women...

A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "feminine issues".

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Khorsheed.com – Oct 2003