Welfaire

A middle-age fellow and long-time welfare recipient, walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job.”

The man behind the counter replied, “Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur / bodyguard for his nymph daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year.”

The welfare recipient said, "You're bullshitting me, man!"

The man behind the counter said, “Well, you started it!”

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Khorsheed.com – Mar 2003